December 2010
50 posts
So 1 hour turned into 4 hours. Barely any service turned into a towing company not being able to find us and giving up.
We’re driving through Ohio. Start tweeting funny shit so I can be enterained!
My head’s a carousel of pictures, the spinning never stops.
“Omg! Heaven spelled backwards? So fucking original and creative and not ghetto at all! You should name your second born ecafkcuf”
I love my father more than any man in the world.
Has anyone ever finished a game of Monopoly?
With the help of a good friend Ive been given a great opportunity. Does anyone know how I could get some songs recorded without going broke?
All kinds of friend time today with @kurtstepp, @henboffman, @leah_short, @NewAgeOutlawls, and @Dansoap. So happy!
Stressing out.
“Elton fucking John is my godfather!” - @courtneyhurley
Just got done flying my toy helicopter at work while the doctor threw balls of paper yelling war chants in Arabic. I’m gonna miss this job.
Billy brought my co-workers and me Starbucks treats and I got to leave early!! I love my work peoples!
I love hearing old peoples’ war stories
#FreeMorgan
Come on Michigan we saw the same white shit last year. Pull it together and drive!
RT @JenaAnd: There is a 6 year old on our couch humming Christmas carols as she falls asleep. She just sneezed…Twice. My heart is melting.
He got on another flight! Whooooo!!!!
My boyfriends flight got cancelled. I’m fucking pissed.
Just whipped up one of my famous chocolate bottom peanut butter pies! It shall be ready upon my boyfran’s arrival!
The guy that says goodbye to @courtneyhurley is outta his mind…
RT @JamalJuice: I wouldn’t mind being retarded if I would be one of them happy ass retarded people that are just loving life…that look …
Saturday is the Winter Wonderfeast at mine and @JenaAnd’s place. Hit one of us up for directions! Everything starts at 7!
This is how real girls get boyfriends.… http://plixi.com/p/61622895
I am holding half an acre torn from the map of Michigan. And folded in this scrap of paper is a land I grew in.
The best type-o ever: “suck my duck”
The Killer Inside Me was one if the craziest movies ever. I can watch chainsaw massacres all day but domestic violence…fuck that.
London paid my energy bill today.
Movies an popcorn with @JenaAnd and London
In a Venn Diagram world @johnnyhanelll intercedes the sets that are @JenaAnd and me.
Patient: what do narr-oww, nerro, ing….what do this mean (points to paper) Me: narrowing? What does narrowing mean?? Hah ummmm…
Gross fake bewbz are so great! They make me even more proud to have my natural little guys! #selfesteem
I converted @mmitchelldaviss to veganism. He loves almond milk!
It’s 27 degrees in Jacksonville today. Florida better pull it together before I get there…
Anyone want a really awesome couch??? I’m selling mine so I don’t have to move it. It was originally $2300 but I’d sell it for way less.
I haven’t had Starbucks in 2 days. My heart is breaking.
I have so much to worry about and be thankful for at the same time. It’s exhausting but apparently that’s life…
It was weird at first dating a meat-eater. But today, on his own, he bought Tofurky so he “try it and be like me”. Effort is attractive.
RT @OMGFactsSex: 66% of runners say they have thought about sex while running.
So far my only beef with #thewalkingdead is that the zombies eat animals. Shut up… this isn’t vegan preaching, I just like accuracy.
I spelled ovary in Words With Friends. I wish you got extra points for using baby making terms.
There’s a cop on Cops right now who would be total babe with some tattoos. He’s bald and huge. #gofigure
That one time that dude in that band told me I was the prettiest girl there so I slept with him and then included myself in his #tourstories
Almost packed what could fit in my car and left this morning. Ughhh damn my conscience and actually liking the people I work with.
I feel like Immortal needs to seriously consider covering Whip My Hair.
#TheHumanCentipede best ass to mouth movie ever!
But, on a brighter note, our work holiday party is taking place at a strip club!
So over life’s everyday stresses.
Nat Geo’s Science of Dogs portrayed Pit Bulls as vicious and “aggressive towards other dogs”. Do your research you morons. #twostepsback